*Warning* Major F**king rant coming up!!! August 12th, 2009
If your easily offended, please skip this post!!!!
I am sooo F**king pissed off right now!! I had a really shit day and I’m fed up of dealing with stupid F**king idiots!!!!! I swear every single stupid, arrogant, useless waste of space has been into the cafe today!! For the love of god give me a break and either F**k off somewhere else or stay at home in your padded cell. I swear I’m going to scream at the next random person who annoys me today!!
And it just gets F**king worse!!!! How am I meant to react to questions like do you sell tea?? I would love to reply to them by saying no sorry we don’t sell tea in this cafe! What the fuck do people think a cafe sells??
Iv heard it all today! Do you have any cold drinks? Yes sir we do! Your standing next to an 8ft f**king high chiller full of them!!!!
Can I eat outside or has the government put a ban on that as well? What the fuck? Was that ment to be a joke? My response… I smiled, laughed a little and then said no it’s fine to eat outside, I will bring it all over to you when it’s ready!! The response I wanted to give… I would rather you did f**king sit outside to eat because you f**king smell like shit!! Make sure you close the door behind you and put a health warning sign up to pre-warn everyone not to get to close because your a f**king freak!!!!!!
Every single day I get the customers who think they are being funny by saying something un original like no sugar for me please I’m sweet enough already!! I must hear that 20 times a day and each time I have to pretend like it’s the first F**king time iv heard it!
Then I get the customers who you just know go around every cafe in town eating themselves stupid everyday! They are the size of a house and stand looking at the cakes saying iv been really good the past few days I think I will treat myself and have a cake! Who are you kidding for F**k sake!! Just say I’m a big fat greedy cow and so I’m going to eat myself stupid on cakes!!!!
Ahh then you get the good old regulars! The ones who have been coming in for years, you know by name and you know what their order is! They think they know me but they only really know the work me and the first question they always ask is it’s not long now till your off travelling is it? My reply… No it’s not long now, only 7 and a half weeks to go! The reply I want to say… It’s still F**king 7 and a half weeks away!! One day less then when you asked me yesterday and it couldn’t come F**king quick enough because I’m fed up of being reminded 100 times every F**king day that it’s still 7 and a half weeks away!!!!!
Aghhhhhhhhhhh
Rant over!!!!
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