25 reason’s why I hate my job September 19th, 2008
I’m really bored at work again and counting down the days till I leave so I thought I would write a list to remind myself why I hate this job and want to leave!
1. I work for my mum
2. It’s not my chosen career
3. I’m always bored as it doesn’t interest me at all
4. I have to smile and be polite to customers even when their rude!
5. I have to give up my holiday entitlement constantly because they have nobody to cover me!
6. I have to go into work when I’m ill
7. I have to smile and be nice when customers tell me their life story
8. I have customers from the mental institution up the road come in and piss on my chairs!
9. I have gypsys come in a nick everything they can get their hands on
10. I have to smile and put up with smelly people who litrally smell that bad that they make me heave!
11. My family insist on coming in every lunch time and getting me to make their lunch for them even though I’m usually busy and they don’t even pay!
12. I have to put up with being called sweetheart, love, petal, darling or anything other than my name!
13. I have men who click their fingers and summon me over to their table
14. I have sleazy men who give me a tip by dropping a pound down my top and into my bra!
15. I have customers who can’t be bothered to come to the counter to order so they just shout it out to me
16. I have to be nice to young girls who tell me the only reason that their having another baby is so that they can get a bigger council house
17. I have to bite my tounge while the same young girls chain smoke around their children
18. I have to clean up after dirty customers who do things like stick chewing gum to the table!
19. You have to put up with stupid people asking for things like a cappuccino without milk!
20. You have people who come in and moan about paying 95p for a cup of tea! If you don’t want to pay it then get out of my f@@king cafe!!
21. My car parking space is always blocked in by another car!
22. Customers who won’t wait their turn and instead of standing in the que will just shout “I will have a coffee over here when your ready”
23. People who phone up wanting a buffet for 20 people but only give me half an hour notice and then moan if I say It will take at least an hour! Do they think I just sit waiting for their call?
24. All the paperwork I now have to do! Gone are the days of a chef just being able to cook! I must spend half the day filling out government crap!!
25. Customers who read the menu and then order something that we don’t do!